Ok, this isn't funny anymore.
I was SICK SICK on Sunday.
Short version- I have IBS-C, and my gut decided to go nuts. I think it was a combination of being out of town last week and the meds from the flu.
I was in bed and in the bathroom all day Sunday.
And then I went to work on Monday. And ate bananas, rice, and grits.
Nothing was picture-worthy. TRUST ME.